Best movie
When you broke into a house to rob but the owners are watching Lorò of the rings

Just a typo
A well formulated and researched argument in an online discussion a typo

I am just cooking
Smoke detector that shuts off when you yell T'm just cooking

Covid protection
People are finally listening: Crowds are gettin smaller. I'm going to hell

March first
When's your birthday? March first So when's your birthday?

He is good
Judge: Anything you say will be held against you Boy: Titties Lawyer: Fuck, he's good AMERICASBESTPICS.COM

Yes we can do it
When the client asks if you can do it for cheaper...

Disney plus
What Disney thinks I'm paying $69 a year for: DiSNEyt What I'm actually paying them $69 a year for: MANDALORIAN+ AND CLONE WARS

Who did it?
Teacher: don't write on the tables! Kids in the back:

Just a prank
I was the strongest and fastest sperm! I can do this! Years ago... Wouldn't it be funny if we let that guy win Yes.