But soon!
Son: am I adopted? Dad: not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you

Thank you
If you ever feel unlucky remember that the world is 4.5 billion years old THE FELLOWSHIP OE THE RING And you were lucky enough to be alive after the Lord of the Rings was written and made into movies JORD RINGS THE FELLOWSHIF OF THENING R R.TOLKIEN

Truth
You weren't called

Smart move
Babe if we feed all the pedophiles to the polar bears we'd be saving the children and the polar bears...It's a win win situation ASTROS 10

Dogs are better friends
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Mango
woman stand woman go 2i man stand

Science
Me explaining that a pregnant horse can run faster cause it has two horsepower My physics teacher

Same Same
Sea Turtles Lesbians KAMMorty Foreer Choking on plastic

Worth it
ARE YOU AGUY OR AGIRL? ANY LAST WORDS VEGETA? WORTH.IT.

Both
God: Build a big fucking boat Noah: Do you mean a very large boat or a boat made for fucking. God: *pauses* God: Both