Uncle Iroh is wise
Me: *gets a boner* My Gf: ew did you just get a boner can't you control that thing? Me: You do not command it, you are simply its humble guide.

Holy shit
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True
2012 8 GB RAM 2021 8 GB RAM

That moment
When you're going through Walmart's DVD bin and find a movie you want DimanyGotDisfins

Is Google the new standard for racism?
MADE THIS You MADE THIS ? I MADE THIS Highly Women Black -rated -Led -owned

Nap roulette
I like to play this game called nap roulette I take a nap and not set an alarm. Will it be 20 minutes or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it

So annoying
when you're fixing the bed sheet but it keeps getting loose from the other side

Police
When the doctor says you're in cardiac arrest but you don't kno what that means DAIIYNEWS NEWS BITES WSVN

Dad Tax
When your dad bought you candy and now he wants his

Do you think?
Yes Do you think? Goodbye Chinese government