It's your right to die!
Don'tlet anyone tell you to not put a fork in the toaster. T-fal AVANIÉ HIGH-SPEED IT'S YOUR RIGHT! More people are killed by the flu anyway.

Noice
Genie I come from a Kingdom of starving, orphaned and homeless *sigh* Here we go again... children. SoI want you to help me trick a Princess in to banging me Noice!

Epic win!
WHEN THE BABY LOOKS LIKE YOUR HUSBAND AND NOT ONE OF YOUR COWORKERS.

What did I do next?
You ever heard a rumour about yourself and actually wanted to hear more 9 Like damn.. what did I do next

Make a wish foundation...
My doctor : Don't worry, it's nothing serious. My hospital room the very next day : PF

Nap roulette
I like to play this game called nap roulette I take a nap and not set an alarm. Will it be 20 minutes or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it

Fail
Don't worry Nick, it's all according to god's plan 1. Create universe 2. Fail Nick in all the exams

Germany knows how
ITALIAN MAYOR: WE CAN'T CREMATE BODIES FAST ENOUGH TO KEEP UP WITH CORONAVIRUS DEATHS EMAIL TWEET 9,060 Pedrin ONORANZE FUNES Grbbe s SIS Germany

Mama is thirsty
Aang, did you know your body is 70% water? TPGMP Because Mama's thirsty.

Smart
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